And now for something completely different. A while back, there was some silliness on Twitter. It started when the lovely and multitalented Femme Is My Gender mentioned that she would be cooking Red Dragon Pie and offered the recipe to my own darling FreedomGirl.
Ever the chivalrous provider, I of course leapt from my desk and began to don my Red Dragon Slaying Gear. Yet just a few tweets later I discovered the name of the pie is a mere metaphor. In fact the pie is vegetarian, to the everlasting scorn of staunch carnivores Tina and Kyle.
But once Red Dragon Slaying Gear has been mentioned, what are butches to do? Discuss swords, of course. Holden weighed in, we heard about Kyle's all-conquering Sword of Love, and Jessie's damned impressive sword collection was enumerated. Natt Nightly's own sword collection is of course legendary as well.
And there it all would have stayed, if I had not been lured by SaintChick into promising to post a picture of me in my own Dragon Slaying Gear. I stalled, but she called me to task in her last comment, and quite rightly, too.
I am here today to make good my vow to the fair lady. Without further ado, here I am, in Dragon Slaying Gear (also known as my Inigo Montoya costume). All I can say is: that mustache deserves a better sword. And I think this picture stands as final proof, I really would do anything a beautiful femme asked, however difficult, painful, or, um, humiliating.